- walks into chair
- me: sorry
- chair: its ok
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
My conversation with my sister.
Sister: if you were Mrs Everdeen and you had a third child, what would you call it?
Me: …
Sister: …
Me: bacon
Me: hmmm no, I’d call it Urm … Weed. Then if it died and got cremated we could say were smoking weed.
Sister: and we could roll the ashes into joints.
Me: and sell them.
Posted 2 weeks ago
What if Mrs. Everdeen had an afair with Mr. Mellark, and Prim is actually Peeta’s half-sister? And that’s why he (Mr. Mellark) was going to keep her stomach full? And that’s why Mrs. Mellark hates Katniss so much. And Mrs. Everdeen never told her husband the truth, and that’s why she got so depressed after he died. And that’s why she keeps running away.
but that makes katniss and peeta step-siblings and that affects my whole otp and no i can’t have that they have enough problems as it is GOD WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
No. Because they’re still from different parents. They would only share a half sister. I mean, Mrs. Everdeen wouldn’t be related to Peeta and Mr, Mellark wouldn’t be related to Katniss. So, it’s ok.
AND PEETA AND PRIM BOTH HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES
It’s so plausible though
Posted 2 weeks ago
i think i’ve seen the orange advert where they have sniffer dogs for phones at the cinema about 6,000 times
Posted 2 weeks ago
Has anyone else been walking along listing to their iPod and a song you don’t like started so you try to shake to shuffle and it dosnt work so you keep shaking it until the song changes, then you realise that you’ve been bent over shaking your pocket all the way down the road, then turned around to see that someone has been walking right behind you the whole time?
